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    Portal Just found out the McDonald’s I work at is ordering suspiciously powerful condiment guns..

    Portal Just found out the McDonald’s I work at is ordering suspiciously powerful condiment guns..


    Just found out the McDonald’s I work at is ordering suspiciously powerful condiment guns..

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 01:35 PM PST

    Found this in my calculus professor's office

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 10:20 AM PST

    Long fall socks

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 02:04 PM PST

    anyone have the patch notes?

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 05:46 PM PST

    Portal 2 update for 11/20/19 (11/21/19 UTC)

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 01:57 AM PST

    Portal 2: Desolation - Concept Art: The Junkyard

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 09:55 AM PST

    Don't Come Back (Hamilton parody)

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 03:16 AM PST

    (A parody of You'll Be Back, from GLaDOS's perspective at the end of Portal 2.)

     

    You weigh

    Too much to be flung in the air by this Aerial Faith Plate

    You cried

    For your friend when at test chamber's end you threw him in a fire

    Why so sad?

    Remember when I saved your life as you flew into space?

    Now I'm not even mad

    Remember when you saved my life? Now ... we're even

     

    Don't come back, leave it be

    Please go somewhere far away from me

    Don't come back, this farewell

    Is the last time that I'll see you, Chell

    Still alive, I won't fall

    We are not so different after all

    But if you call my bluff

    I will use my deadly neurotoxin, I've got rooms full of the stuff

     

    Cara mia, O mia cara bambina

    Cara bella, cara mi

    Cara mia, O mia cara bambina

    Cara, cara mi

     

    I can't let you remain here, now you must move on

    You did try to replace me with a moron

    And while we're on the subject

    You were my best test subject

    You dangerous mute subject

    Without you, I'm just perfect

    Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

     

    Don't come back, you've been warned

    I will throw you out and close the door

    Please get out of my face

    Go cause havoc in some other place

    Want you gone, I'll be GLaD

    When you throw away this thing we had

    And if that's not enough

    I'll wipe Caroline from memory, so that I'll forget my love

     

    Cara mia, O mia cara bambina

    Cara bella, cara mi

    Cara mia, O mia cara bambina

    Cara bel - Everybody!

     

    Cara mia, O mia cara bambina

    Cara bella, cara mi

    Cara mia, O mia cara bambina

    O cara mia, addio

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    Can't get rid of menu in Portal 2

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 03:21 PM PST

    Does anyone know why valve is just now updating portal 2 after like a year of nothing? Are they planning something?

    Posted: 21 Nov 2019 12:47 AM PST

    Well since Portal is being neglected, I figured now is the time to reveal Portal Revolution, a sequel to Portal and prequel to Portal 2. Don’t mind the demo, this was when the original idea was a sequel to portal 2 in an old alt ending of the game where the outside was fake. Read my comment for more

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 01:03 PM PST

    Portal 2 Idiots: Epesoda One-a

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 10:28 PM PST

    God dammit valve you know I love it whenever you use these cute little guys in literally anything

    Posted: 20 Nov 2019 10:52 AM PST

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